Post by General Kanabis on Oct 10, 2016 20:25:24 GMT
Kneel before the God of War!
Locals believe that the spirit of an ancient mentor to the people of COBRA has manifested itself as a divine caregiver and guardian. Jack Layton, who was a great warrior, continues to bless his children even today. Along with his main apostle, who is referred to as Saint Morphinel, the mighty Jack Layton rules the Varangian heavens and is always ready to defend his loyal followers.
Besides being the official state-endorsed religion of COBRA, Laytonism is also an extensive political and economic ideology that is kept in secrecy among the faithful. The Cult has spread throughout Planet Bob in recent years, notably among the jungle dwelling inhabitants of Apocalypse Meow and the street wise ghettos of The Mob. Even a certain Blood God endorsed the blessed name of Jack as the people's prophet.
Though religious persecution remains a concern, Laytonism is ultimately a religion of peace. Jihad is only used as a last resort.
Jack Layton bless us all.
Tenets; Modernized Edition
-EK Mentality -EK = "Everybody Killa" -You touch our friends, we're countering. We don't care about your size, we don't care about your strength, and we don't care about the politics involved. -We nuke first and ask questions never.
*King Cobra is the title of COBRA's monarch. As leading representative and Commander of the alliance, the King is expected to attack first and retreat last. All foreign affairs are handled directly by the King.
*The Royal Guard is COBRA's central government. Historically charged with protection of the King, their collective mission is to oversee the military, economic, and internal aspects of the alliance.
*The Elders are the most sagacious and veteran members of COBRA. They serve the Alliance as role models, mentors, and judges. During times of war, the Elder Council acts as an officer unit and is tasked with assisting the Royal Guard. During times of war, the Elder Council acts as an officer unit and is tasked with assisting the Royal Guard.
*The Rank of Warlord is earned by member states that have gone on the offensive in any major war involving COBRA and/or possess a casualty count of 100,000 or higher. The Warlords act as COBRA's standing army and are given the power to recruit new members.
(*****) Chief Warlord
(***) 100,000+ Casualties and Nuclear Capable
(*) 100,000+ Casualties
*All other member states are considered Prospects and act as defenders of the alliance. Prospects are expected to voice their concerns and post in-game announcements.