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Post by General Kanabis on Oct 10, 2016 20:25:24 GMT
Kneel before the God of War!
Locals believe that the spirit of an ancient mentor to the people of COBRA has manifested itself as a divine caregiver and guardian. Jack Layton, who was a great warrior, continues to bless his children even today. Along with his main apostle, who is referred to as Saint Morphinel, the mighty Jack Layton rules the Varangian heavens and is always ready to defend his loyal followers.
Besides being the official state-endorsed religion of COBRA, Laytonism is also an extensive political and economic ideology that is kept in secrecy among the faithful. The Cult has spread throughout Planet Bob in recent years, notably among the jungle dwelling inhabitants of Apocalypse Meow and the street wise ghettos of The Mob. Even a certain Blood God endorsed the blessed name of Jack as the people's prophet.
Though religious persecution remains a concern, Laytonism is ultimately a religion of peace. Jihad is only used as a last resort.
Jack Layton bless us all.
Tenets; Modernized Edition
-EK Mentality -EK = "Everybody Killa" -You touch our friends, we're countering. We don't care about your size, we don't care about your strength, and we don't care about the politics involved. -We nuke first and ask questions never.
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