Post by General Kanabis on Jan 16, 2018 0:59:43 GMT
Chapter 1:
Baby Kindle was born cursed, during a solar eclipse, and according to legend- possessed by a particularly violent daemon.
This certainly explained his urge to defy authority at such a young age.
Fearing the worst, his parents hired an exorcist and tried their best to keep him hidden from the public as a precaution.
Chapter 2:
Kid Kindle was an extremely troubled youth.
He had problems concentrating and showed an avid dislike for all living creatures.
Hoping to discourage him from ever going outside, he was introduced to a popular children's equestrian cartoon.
As the years passed, however, it was obvious that his obsession for My Little Pony would end horribly.
Chapter 3:
Teen Kindle eventually overcame his MLP addiction and went off to join the Autism Liberation Front.
Seeing that the military life just wasn't for him, he deserted his post one night and decided to try Cybernations instead.
The rest, as they say, is history...
Downfall:
In January of 2018, Sir Kindle was on the run for committing numerous war crimes. He was intercepted while crossing the NoR border, placed under arrest, and summarily executed by fire squad-
Baby Kindle was born cursed, during a solar eclipse, and according to legend- possessed by a particularly violent daemon.
This certainly explained his urge to defy authority at such a young age.
Fearing the worst, his parents hired an exorcist and tried their best to keep him hidden from the public as a precaution.
Chapter 2:
Kid Kindle was an extremely troubled youth.
He had problems concentrating and showed an avid dislike for all living creatures.
Hoping to discourage him from ever going outside, he was introduced to a popular children's equestrian cartoon.
As the years passed, however, it was obvious that his obsession for My Little Pony would end horribly.
Chapter 3:
Teen Kindle eventually overcame his MLP addiction and went off to join the Autism Liberation Front.
Seeing that the military life just wasn't for him, he deserted his post one night and decided to try Cybernations instead.
The rest, as they say, is history...
Downfall:
In January of 2018, Sir Kindle was on the run for committing numerous war crimes. He was intercepted while crossing the NoR border, placed under arrest, and summarily executed by fire squad-
