Post by lyanna on Jan 9, 2020 21:36:15 GMT
Today from Gulag!
Dear Reader,
A new scandal has rocked our once kind and peaceful alliance! We have a lost a member and he will never be able to return because of the heartless neglect he faced at the hands of our once great leader, General Kanabis. Our dear Panda, Teemo, has perished and starved for lack of love but most importantly, food. Oh! Poor Teemo! He waited to be gently fed from the hands of the cruel despot and now, sadly, he waits no more. Instead of gently hand feeding Teemo, GK the Tyrant chose to force feed this gentle bear with a wood chipper. Yes! He wood chipped the Panda till he burst into fur and regret. Evidence has been found that not only suggests but proves that GK planned this attack! This was no accident!
At great personal cost, I have been able to secure a video of the wood chipper in action. Be warned! Men and children of faint heart should not watch this graphic film.
Do not be fooled into believing this was a simple act of neglect! This was a deliberate action by a depraved man who has been seduced by the cunning powers of Omeet! General Kanabis has fallen. This once brave and good man has been beguiled by the demon of desolation himself, Omeet. Omeet has ensnared the senses and enticed the mind of General Kanabis leading him to commit acts of which I am not old enough to speak much less type in this public forum. We must be ever vigilant! Those that are left must be careful less we also succumb to the evil that has penetrated our dear home.
Never hesitate to report to us what you have seen, together we can overcome!
A new scandal has rocked our once kind and peaceful alliance! We have a lost a member and he will never be able to return because of the heartless neglect he faced at the hands of our once great leader, General Kanabis. Our dear Panda, Teemo, has perished and starved for lack of love but most importantly, food. Oh! Poor Teemo! He waited to be gently fed from the hands of the cruel despot and now, sadly, he waits no more. Instead of gently hand feeding Teemo, GK the Tyrant chose to force feed this gentle bear with a wood chipper. Yes! He wood chipped the Panda till he burst into fur and regret. Evidence has been found that not only suggests but proves that GK planned this attack! This was no accident!
At great personal cost, I have been able to secure a video of the wood chipper in action. Be warned! Men and children of faint heart should not watch this graphic film.
Do not be fooled into believing this was a simple act of neglect! This was a deliberate action by a depraved man who has been seduced by the cunning powers of Omeet! General Kanabis has fallen. This once brave and good man has been beguiled by the demon of desolation himself, Omeet. Omeet has ensnared the senses and enticed the mind of General Kanabis leading him to commit acts of which I am not old enough to speak much less type in this public forum. We must be ever vigilant! Those that are left must be careful less we also succumb to the evil that has penetrated our dear home.
Never hesitate to report to us what you have seen, together we can overcome!
