Post by puppy on Jan 14, 2020 5:37:43 GMT
Part I
Thousands of years ago the tiki birds were a simple farming bird
As time progressed, so did these simple tiki birds with their technology
They first developed the raw tiki bird powered custom plow
Significant investments in science and technology allowed for the engines invention
They used their genius to use the engine instead of raw tiki bird power
A tractor was invented wielding an engine with an astonishing 100 raw tiki bird power
Soon after a hummer was invented with 250 raw tiki bird power
These were on the tiki bird family farm
The tiki birds of the tiki bird farm gazed across the horizon of their beautiful farm
The sight of the tractors and hummers glistening in the sun
Reminded them of simpler times
As their ancestors had never even fathomed seven resources unioned
Part II
Times became tumultuous on the neighboring lands of the tiki bird family farm
They were called to war by their supreme leader of the cobra movement
They fought bravely against the furry horde
Hundreds of tiki birds died
Those tiki birds who hadn’t perished, told the tales of their brethren lost in battle
The families grieved the loss of their tiki bird families
The tragic death of so many tiki birds was not the only tragedy
As those tiki birds who remained had a tragic tale of their own
Part III
Tiki birds, young and old, gazed across the horizon, the beautiful farm was no more
Smoke, ashes, and carnage were all that remained
The raw tiki bird powered custom plow was splintered and bent
The tractors and hummers were rusted shells
Steel and scholars existed no more, the tiki bird’s family farm was left ruins
They were thrown violently back into the stone age
Part IV
Tiki birds, young and old, wondered where they had gone wrong
They had lost everything and gained nothing
The times were dark and grim with much despair
But not all hope was lost in the darkness
Wise tiki birds remembered the ancient recipes
They rediscovered beer and brought it back to the tiki bird culture
Hamburgers made of their enemies were also crafted in these times
They traversed to new lands with this new found hope
Lands found deep in the mountains never seen by creature before
There they settled and rediscovered what they had lost
They redeveloped the 100 raw tiki bird engine powered tractor
This was the step they took to build an empire with their new boost in population
They founded a great city in the mountains
This city was known as Feather Mountain
